PODCAST: Happy New Year to me

  
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If you have fun tonight, f*ck you!

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PODCAST: 10cc, the soundtrack of your life

  
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Clockwork Creep!

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PODCAST: The Hat in-flight meal

  
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Pastrami dip for dinner!

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PODCAST: The Big Saver

  
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Surreal post-Christmas music

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PODCAST: A lame Christmas memory

  
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Lite rock until holiday music.

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PODCAST: Santa and his imagery

  
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I don't dig all those elves and sh*t.

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PODCAST: Mick and a homeless person

  
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They're exactly the same.

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PODCAST: Christmas at Garfield & Garvey

  
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Karen Carpenter in the Asian store.

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PODCAST: Take your bad sneakers and stop jumping on the avenue

  
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Cue the Steely Dan music.

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PODCAST: God hates Callous Cad

  
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She hath sent a huge blizzard.

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PODCAST: Who's coming to Callous Cad?

  
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Don't forget Callous Cad!

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PODCAST: Ave Maria in the subway station

  
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It sounds ominous and forboding, for eff's sake!

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PODCAST: Mike's impression of Tom as a bartender

  
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You don't like it?

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PODCAST: This is not a place for ???

  
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What the he'll did she say?

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PODCAST: Sexpot Annie invites you to see Callous Cad!

  
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Tonight, Fri, 12/11 and tomorrow, 12/12, say "Tom X. Chao" at the box office at Dixon Place to save $5 on a ticket! $10 only this weekend! Dixon Place = 161 Chrystie, Lower East Side, Manhattan!
TXC

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PODCAST: The field biologist invites you to "Callous Cad"

  
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Say "Chao" at the box office this weekend for a $10 ticket!

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PODCAST: 5 things referenced in Callous Cad

  
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You don't need to know these things to enjoy the show!

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PODCAST: 5 things referenced in Callous Cad

  
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You don't need to know anything about them to enjoy the show!

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PODCAST: Downtown theater is dead

  
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I'm the only person still making downtown theater.

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PODCAST: Promoting Callous Cad while working out

I'm really working out! $10 discount tix if you say "CHAO" at the box office Dec 11-12 only!

  
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TXC

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PODCAST: Callous Cad has finished rehearsing!

  
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Opens tonight 12/4, Dixon Place!

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PODCAST: NYTheatre.com audio interview with Tom and Rosalie about Callous Cad

Martin Denton sez Tom X. Chao is the "funniest man in New York City"! Listen here:

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PODCAST: Women who want you to attend Callous Cad

  
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A UES woman and another woman want you to attend!

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PODCAST: Callous Cad tech rehearsal

  
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Nobody killed anyone else.

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PODCAST: Madame Z. Invites you to Callous Cad

  
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She thinks she's in it!

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PODCAST: Dream from the future

  
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It must have come from the future!

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Thanksgiving holiday. Please take time today to enjoy older podcasts again!

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PODCAST: Reusable shopping bags

  
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Always bring one!

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PODCAST: Levitating through the streets

  
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Who can catch you?

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PODCAST: Callous Cad promotion

  
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Please come see our show at Dixon Place, Dec. 2009!

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PODCAST: Boring dreams

  
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Depositing spare change.

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PODCAST: Bachelor questions

  
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Clean-up time.

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PODCAST: Statue of the goddess

  
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Do you want to kiss it?

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PODCAST: The lighting designer

  
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Instruments in the grid

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PODCAST: Gallon of milk

  
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You're like a gallon of milk to me.

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Before I freakin' die

  
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What I must do.

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PODCAST: Rosalie's mother weighs in about Tom X. Chao

  
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Rosalie performs her impression of her mother.

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PODCAST Strangely shaped head

  
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Avoid being photographed.

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PODCAST: Women's comfort advice

  
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It's an evil patriarchal society.

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PODCAST: Advertisement for my editorial services

  
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I am offering my services/profession to the public. Please hire me as an editor, indexer, researcher, or maker of bibliographies for psychology textbooks.

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PODCAST: Introduce me to your cute friend!

  
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Is she single? (This is my impression of myself.)

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PODCAST: Art, food, and ?

  
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What is the third thing?

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Comedy advice

  
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Don't allow this to happen.

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PODCAST: Crazy yelling

  
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What I need.

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PODCAST: Textbook case

  
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The world will die!

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Gothic horror sucks! (PODCAST)

  
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I need special liquor booze drinks to enjoy Halloween!

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Guess my Halloween costume (PODCAST)

  
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Can you guess what I'm going to be for Halloween?

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The Primanti Bros. Story! (PODCAST)

  
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They said it couldn't be made!

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See Chapter 8 (PODCAST)

  
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Which Gibson are they talking about?

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Song for Apple (PODCAST)

  
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This podcast is wrong; the one-year anniversary of my iPhone was last month!

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Tom X. Chao's Haunted House (PODCAST)

  
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Behind the Giant in Hershey!

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A mighty lion's roar (PODCAST)

  
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Bike decor

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